> 
 >  >>  >>  PH> I've heard something about looking before
one leaps...naaaa,
 > I'm
 >  >>  >>  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
 > 
 >  >>  >> Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017
Olympic Games. And the
 >  >> reason
 >  >>  >> why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking
Contest (KDC) 2032.
 > 
 >  >>  PH> Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are
practicing even as we
 >  >>  PH> speak.
 > 
 >  >> Practicing.....in Plano...Texas.....?
 > 
 > 
 >  PH> Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a
 >  PH> real chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light
'er up" when
 >  PH> he goes pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but
 >  PH> I keep telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts
 >  PH> until the competition.
 > 
 > It sounds as it all comes natural for him so he can stop the practicing.
 > 


I'm not going to tell Bubba to stop being Bubba. I invite you to have the
honors if you so desire. Just don't bother while he's practising for the wild
armadillo rifle shoot. He can't seem to hear much around that time.


Flip.
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