LE> A parasite is any creature which lives off resources gathered by
LE> another creature. Mistletoe, fleas, tapeworms and children are all
PM>                                                   ^^^^^^^^
LE> examples of this.

PM> I hope this was a joke?

RS> He could be just providing the story straight from
RS> the horse mouth, he happens to be a child, still
RS> parasiting off atleast one of his parents, himself.

LE> You're a sore loser, ain't you Speedy-boy.

I aint lost nuffin Lewy-child, and have in fact just seen the pathetic
spectacle of one Lew Edwards face down in mud in the MOST spectacular
fashion when his ex cathedra ruling that an amiga emulator was utterly
irretrievably out of the question for ever turned out to have been done.

You know what they say about teenagers Lew,
employ them while they still know everything.

LE> And it's time for another egging, I think.

Fine by me, you do look so hilarious covered in egg.

LE> Since the age of 18, some years ago, I have been legally an adult.

But anyone with half a brain realises its still a child.

LE> Since the age of 21, the last age barrier went down,
LE> and I was legally able to marry without parental consent.

And you can screw who you like once you pass 16 too, doesnt say
a damned thing about whether you are still a child tho Lew.

LE> Towel ?

Help yourself, you need it.
@EOT:

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