>>  >>  PH> I've heard something about looking before one
leaps...naaaa, I'm
 >>  >>  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.

 >>  >> Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic
Games. And the
 >> reason
 >>  >> why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.

 >>  PH> Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we
 >>  PH> speak.

 >> Practicing.....in Plano...Texas.....?


 PH> Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a real
 PH> chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er
up" when he goes
 PH> pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I keep
 PH> telling him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts until the
 PH> competition.

It sounds as it all comes natural for him so he can stop the practicing.

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