fx> bursts into chorus of Moon River...

 BG> Que? I though that was Burt Bacharach, not Mancini.

  Wrongg! Ole Henry did write Moon River, and won the Oscar for it.
Bacharach got his for Butch Moondance and the Cassowary Kid...
something to do with riding bicycles, I think. Anyway, Bacharach is a
card game, not a composer. 

 BL> Moon river, wider than the piles,
 BL> I'm crossin' you in style, hooray...

 BG> In a boat made from old Anusol boxes, I presume?

  

  Moon River, Anusol cures piles,
  I'm crossdressing in style, today... 

  Ahh! They don't write them like that any more. Baccarat really 
knew how to ride a bike... 

  

  Raindrops are falling on her ted... 

Regards,
Bob
  
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