Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.

Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.

I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.

 -=> Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-

 PH> The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
 PH> have been dispatched to your location bearing your "Tribute". Said
 PH> tribute consists of the following:
   >
 PH> One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
 PH> Clue 
 PH> Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue
   >

 Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.

 PH> As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
 PH> will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
 PH> let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
 PH> They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after
 PH> all...its just part of their nature.

  Thats ok ....  I can accomodate them ...heeee   heee  really. 
so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
Great White North ...eh.     Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer
lower level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning
ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
must arrive,  at dusk,  and I will be available to receive them
and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.

 PH> Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
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No Problem ... aka Phil  " Who's Peter ... who cares?  Well I
do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.

Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
box of them...so they'll feel at home.  They can consider paying
for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.

Have to go now... making mint tea.

Pete
El Presidente for Life
Leader for Life
PRJP ... the Center of the Universe
 


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