-=> Quoting Rod Speed to Matthew Palmer <=-

     Hi Rod, 

 MP> I have saved this flame, and now I will print it,
 MP> hang it on the wall above my computer, and worship it

 RS> Poor Matty, what a pathetic spectacle you will make grovelling on the
 RS> floor with your arse in the air worshipping something stuck to the
 RS> wall. 
 RS> Just be grateful no on is around to give you
 RS> the boot in the arse you so richly deserve.

     May be you could bend over quicker than Maddy, after all, with 
     everything I have read from you so far and the amount of S**t you sprout
     people here are probably starting to realise that you do nothing BUT 
     speak out of your arse.  

     I certainly hope that nobody kicks you in the arse, if they do, they
     will break all of your teeth.

... Security, confine Ensign Speed to the brig.

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