Bon matin, M'selle Heather, 

 HL> Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres, Parlez-vous...
 HL> Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres, Parlez-vous...
 HL> Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres,
 HL> Has two black eyes
 HL> And cauliflower ears
 HL> Inky-pinky parlez-vous...

Languages are difficult beasties...

Pour example, used  `Les' is the French plural `the' as in `Les 
m'selles'  (or `Les Girls', a pouty pantomine produced by ex- 
blokes pushing a `lay boys' theme).

I dont think the original has a `the' in it anyway (the song, that 
is, not the lazy boy),  which leaves me with a mental picture of 
`le pugiliste francais dans la tutu'  - (an echo of Disney's 
dancing hippo in Fantasia ?) -  I always stand well aside and let 
such tranny's tutu pass by...

Especially if they've just won a Potter's Award in London...

:-|
   
And I'd forgotten the pain of Xmas...

:-(

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