My wife took me to see Garrison Keillor last week for my
birthday! Was GREAT!

He 'sang' a little limirick that I've been telling as a
joke...

Teenager goes into the confessional - "forgive me father
for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last
confession and I've been 'inapproprate' with a young
lady."

The priest asked, "Was it Mary?" 
"Was it Samantha?" 
"I bet it was Judy." 

He gave absolution and sent the kid on his way. The 
guy's friend said, "what happened?"

"Well - I got 10 Hail Marys... And three new leads!"



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