Hey guys!  (And girl if you count Xiayi as a user.  The only
reason she is listed as a user is for testing purposes.
Come to think of it I don't even do that testing anymore
with only points.  Anyhow, who gives a shit if people think
I'm a sexist pig anyway).

When are "we" (ie someone else) going to organize a smoke-free
bus trip to Griffith so that we can kick Rod's teeth in?  I've
already bought my pair of steel-capped boots, and have been
practising nightly on my cat.  Which reminds me that I actually
saw one of the tenants of our block of units with a baby.

Alan pointed out to me that cats made less noise than babies,
so that it was unfair that cats weren't allowed in units.  I
figured that it would be better to just make a rule that you
can't allow babies, but he thought that that might be
illegal, but suggested I raise it at my council meeting
anyway.

Anyway, the sheila with the baby is a good looker, so I don't
think I'll complain.  With a bit of luck she might feel
inclined to do a bit of breast feeding in the lobby.  Along
with that Mormon/SDA/whatever, who hasn't come back yet.

My neighbour (the one with the friend who thinks that pot
plants make ideal ashtrays), told me that my other
neighbour was going OS for a few years.  I haven't actually
met him yet though, since he only moved in about a year
ago, and I've been quite busy, and anyhow, he smokes in
the lobby too.

So anyway, it's all happening down here in Wollstonecraft!
I think I'll start one of those columns like "Fathers Day"
by Hunter Davies from Punch.  I actually wrote to that
guy's son once, but for some reason I didn't get a reply
to one of my messages (I think it might have been when I
told him I was Australian, not Fijian, even though it had
a Fiji stamp on it).

Anyway, I'm going on holiday for a week soon, so if the
system's down, try installing OS/2 3.0 WARP Beta or
whatever they call it, and that should keep you busy
until I get back.  Anyway, the system seems to be very
stable these days (I still have messagebase problems,
usually in AVTECH), so this will be a good test.  I
won't tell you exactly when I'm leaving, because Alan
told me you were all a pack of thieves out to steal my
computer.  And yes Alan "Whitemore", I've still got the
message where you said that, although possibly not 
those exact words.  At least I presume I do, since I've
still got all of LOCUSER minus anything that got
destroyed with the various tragedies that happen here
from time to time.  And if it wasn't LOCUSER, I've got
LOCSYSOP too.

Also, the 9pm call to Dave Hatch often drops out, for
some unknown reason, so don't be surprised if you don't
get mail then.  Well I'd better get to sleep, Bali
beckons those whose wives work for an aeroplane company.

And in case I don't make it back alive, I'd better make
out a will.

Paul Markham, you get your Turbo Prologand C Programmers
Guide to Serial Communication books back.

David Begley, you get as many copies of doom as you can
download (and re-upload, and download several more times).

Alan Whitemore, you get TWO point numbers, one as Alan
Whitemore and one as Alan Whiteman.  Don't worry about
all the reconfiguration your sysop has to do because
you're some pig-ignorant pig that thinks that they're
as important as Bob Lawrence that they need to give
false addresses to the postman to protect their
letterbox from sexual abuse.  Which brings me to my
next dedication which is the various used envelopes that
I have in various stages of actually reaching the bin -
I leave them all to Bob Lawrence.

Brenton Vettoretti, you get those plugs that I promised
you in exchange for returning my telephone.  Bloody hell,
why not, you can have the telephone as well.

Rod Speed, you can have my steel-capped boots.

Anthony May gets my Romper Stomper album.

Dieter Mirbach gets moderatorship of FOURTH_REICH.

Frank Malcolm gets moderatorship of RED_OCTOBER, plus all
his *.RE* files which are clogging up my inbound area
returned to him.

And last and least,  * Origin: none (3:711/934.9)