KD> I'm pushing 50 and was laid off two years ago next May.  Since then, I've 
KD> had, (count them), _TWO_ job interviews. Total hours worked = 7 hours 
KD> mowing lawns. There are NO jobs for the mature worker in Newcastle.

Bullshit.  Just two jobs interviews in two years makes you a parasite of
the worst kind, and how you've managed to stay on the dole is beyond me.

KD> Mowing lawns? Don't tell me that isn't trying. 

What, just seven miserable hours of mowing lawns in two years, and you call
that trying?  I think it's an absolutely disgusting effort myself.

KD> Don't let the pig ignorant dorks of this world get you down.

Presumably these are the same pig-ignorant dorks whose hard-earned taxes
have gone towards paying you your dole of around $25,000 over the last 2
years.

KD> Note that I'm running a BBS.

No surprise.  Seems to be a prerequisite for dole-bludging these days...

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