-=> Quoting Rod Speed to Sean Bennetts <=-

     Hi Rod,

     I have no idea who you are, or what is going wrong in your
     life, and frankly I really don't care.  However, I don't 
     take kindly to people like you, who are so hung up on there 
     self importance, making fun of things that your tiny brain
     is completely incapable of understanding or grasping the 
     concept of in any detail at all.  As for the shit you and your 
     tiny Walnut you call a brain have decided to slander me with,
     it is unimportant to me what you think.  I am only interested
     in talking and helping the people out that have ill
     animals that would like an alternative healing option to 
     Vets.
     
 SB> NATURE'S HELPER
 SB> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 RS> Nature needs no helpers, least of all from the likes of you.
 
     Who are you to comment on me, you don't even know me.
 
 RS> I'm gunna tell the greenys on you too. You will curl up and die.
 
     I doubt it. And the *Greenies* I know are very happy.

 SB> Greetings All,

 RS> I TOLD you, he died.
 
     He can't have, he wrote this rubbish, after all, you seem to think
     you are writing for everybody.

 SB> It is an Alternative to using Vets and Chemicals on your Animals.

 RS> Wot, you shove a crystal up their bum ?  The RSPCA will get you.
 
     With what you have written here, it wouldn't surprise me if they
     are actually looking for you.
        
 SB> I specialize in the treatment of Animals using natural remedies.

 RS> How do the animals feel about that ? Fang your legs do they ?
 
     Actually, to satisfy your tiny imagination, I have never had an
     animal be nasty to me. 

 SB> I use Naturopathy Homoeopathy, Bach Flower Remedies, and
 SB> other natural forms of healing to treat your animals.

 RS> Ah, a natural born spiv and con man.
 
     Ah, another Slander against me without even knowing me. But I
     Guess we should have expected this shouldn't we, especially 
     from people like you.

 SB> If you have any queries, feel free to contact me in this area,

 RS> Wot if I prefer smart arsed remarks instead ?
 
     If people wanted Smart Arsed remarks, they could always go to
     you, after all, you seem to be better at it than myself.

 SB> or you can contact me by EMAIL:
 SB> arsht{at}cloud.net.au, or my home number is (03) 9802-4347.
 RS> ^^^^^
 RS> Whoops, is that Freud spinning in his grave I hear ?
 
     I doubt it, the word arsht has nothing to do with Freud.

 SB> I currently have clients in both the Dog and Cat world.

 RS> So where are their testimonials   Hmm ?
 
     At my place.  You didn't think I would put them in here so that
     people like you could Slander them aswell did you?

 SB> and have found that I can treat somethings that the Vets can't.

 RS> Pity about the tiny problem with with the bullet holes, let
 RS> alone the smell of the garlic, and the piles of crucifixes.
 
     Yes thats true, you really should see a psychiatrist about that
     problem of yours, shouldn't you.

     
 SB> Sean   Bennetts
            ~~~~~~~~
 RS> You any relation to Gordon Bennett ?
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     Who, can't you read either, I actually wondered about that.

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