BL> Would e-mail count as a written confession? Could I do my
 BL> penance by modem?

 ALM> Since you're not married you can't have had sex yet, that
 ALM> doesn't leave too many sins

  ROFL!!!

  I had sex once, in 1973, but I didn't like it. It was only a 
venereal sin.

 ALM> you may have noticed the Catholics are mostly concerned with
 ALM> sexual sin.

  Sex? It's what Catholics talk about the most, anyway. But I thought 
it was because that was what they did the most.

 BL> I could convert to Judaism. Do they give a free ticket to
 BL> heaven? But I'd want the top of my dick back first. I wish I
 BL> knew what they did with it. The dickheads.

 ALM> I thought they sold them to lebanese kebab shops.

  Snip, snip... and kebab's your uncle.

Regards,
Bob
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