RS> He wont be bothering with any 'court order' anyway, he rang
RS> me last night. I told him to go and fuck himself myself |-)

SH> Transcript, please.

On the first call I recognised his name immediately and chose to play silly
buggers, saying things like 'christ knows what you are talking about' when
he rabbited on along the lines of 'are you fido point blah blah blah'.

Hung up in his ear.

He then immediately rang back, and I said 'I suppose its you again is it ?'
'you want to be careful about the law on harassing phone calls'.

He had been pretty cautious right from the beginning, clearly
wasnt at all sure if I was the right person or not. He then said
'I just want to tell you why I am calling', I said 'I KNOW why you
are calling' and told him to fuck off and hung up on him again |-)

Quite a while later, obviously after having had a long think |-)
he rang back yet again and immediately said 'this is the last time
I will call' etc, clearly had him worried.

By that time I had decided that it would be more amusing to
string him along for a bit to encourage him to piss his money
against the wall with the legal parasites on an utterly futile
exercise if he was that much of a complete prat.

So I proceeded to put the boot in rather comprehensively, pointing out to
him that since being a poofter aint illegal anymore, you dont actually suffer
any defamation if someone remarks on your being a poofter and that the High
Court had found in favor of free speech anyway, and that he had buckleys.

Called him 'boy' which he got stroppy about, so I used
it on the end of every single sentence after that |-)

Pointed out that the tax man might well like to hear about their 'staff
member' who Andy claims they pay in cash what little they do pay him.

Then I told him to go and fuck himself and hung up in his ear again.

Nothing heard since |-)
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