-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to John Tserkezis <=-

Hello Bob,

 BL> I use three lookup tables of standard phrases, the first to supply a
 BL> random insult,

 There used to be a program that did this a while back, it used a lookup
table to generate a random insult like "You retarded camel wart"
or something.

 BL> the second to detect one of the roddi macros (you are
 BL> wanking with your caluculator, back to the dunnys keef, I can make a
 BL> solid case either way, your a wank fank, welp, etc), and the third
 BL> table to supply a standard Roddi come-on-sucker-bait (Darwin had it
 BL> all wrong, you have to change engine oil every 5200 km, the Seagate
 BL> 314S was a great drive, a Pentium is genuine 64-bit architecture,
 BL> etc).

 BL> This is all you need to write replies that are indistinguishable
 BL> from what Rod normally gets. I am not dealing with a very high order
 BL> of lifeform here. 
 
 Yes, but is it finished yet?  If you don't have an operating prototype, you
may as well be wanking with your keyboard.  :-)

 JT> BBS_USER is just getting worse. They are just a bunch of
 JT> idiots. All they do is spend their time rambling on about how
 JT> much they hate rod. You'd think they have better things to do..

 BL> Another market for rodirep.exe! I'm beginning to think it could be
 BL> bigger than DOOM.

 Remember to add network and internet support, so at least eight players can
wank among themselves.

John Tserkezis, Sydney, Oz. Fidonet: 3:712/610  Internet: jt{at}suburbia.com.au

... If it screams, it's best not to eat it. If it moans, you're in luck !!
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