SB> I have no idea who you are,

Thats right, you dont.

SB> or what is going wrong in your life,

My life is fine thanks Sean.

SB> and frankly I really don't care.

And I dont care if you care |-)

SB> However, I don't take kindly to people like you,

Too bad, you can chuck a wobbly any time the urge takes you and
we can all have a good laugh at the spectacle. And laughter is
supposed to be good for everyones health, so you might end up
helping humans instead of your pathetically silly wank with pets.

SB> who are so hung up on there self importance, making fun
SB> of things that your tiny brain is completely incapable of
SB> understanding or grasping the concept of in any detail at all.

Thats what all you loons claim Sean, no one understands what a brilliant
contribution you are making. Usually followed up with all sorts of raving
about loons who got howled down in the past. Soorree, I will take decent
rigorous science over that crap any day. THAT works, not your witchdoctor stuff

Corse you are perfectly welcome to don your witchdoctor costume and
prance around claiming to cure all ills, as long as people pay enough.

Well, most of the time anyway, better not try it
with cancer in humans, we have made that illegal now.

SB> As for the shit you and your tiny Walnut you call a brain have
SB> decided to slander me with, it is unimportant to me what you think.

Yep, you spivs, con men and snake oil salesmen have never worried
too much about people pointing out your scam. There is quite a bit
of truth in the claim that there is a sucker born every minute, so
there is a very fertile field for you lot to con.

SB> I am only interested in talking and helping the people out that have
SB> ill animals that would like an alternative healing option to Vets.

But you do prefer they actually pay you money. Funny that.

To be quite blunt about it, I think that you should be charged with fraud.
We have changed the law on wild claims made in the treatment of humans,
so you spivs and con men and snake oil salesmen have moved on to pets.

Corse there have always been those doing that scam stuff with animals too.

SB> NATURE'S HELPER
SB> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RS> Nature needs no helpers, least of all from the likes of you.

SB> Who are you to comment on me, you don't even know me.

We invented some funky techniques called the scientific method
which we can use to see if your claims to 'help' nature actually
work or not Sean. We been doing that for centurys now, no need
to know you. Or any other individual witchdoctor for that matter.

With human health its decent rigorous science and stuff like vaccination
which has reduced infant mortality in the first world to a HUNDREDTH
of what it once was, while the bits of the world which still use
witchdoctors, frauds and con men keep having their kids die like flys.

Its just as true of animals, its decent rigorous science
that has completely revolutionised animal disease as well.

SB> I specialize in the treatment of Animals using natural remedies.

RS> How do the animals feel about that ? Fang your legs do they ?

SB> Actually, to satisfy your tiny imagination,
SB> I have never had an animal be nasty to me.

Must be the aura you radiate or sumfin. Or they recognise one of their own.

SB> I use Naturopathy Homoeopathy, Bach Flower Remedies,
SB> and other natural forms of healing to treat your animals.

RS> Ah, a natural born spiv and con man.

SB> Ah, another Slander against me without even knowing me.

Dont need to know you Sean, Homeopathy for example has been very
carefully studied, and you can apply those funky randomised double
blind trials we invented to show that homeopathy wont stop you kid
getting an infectious disease that can kill it, vaccination will.
We have even eliminated smallpox from the entire world now and are
well on the way to doing that with polio too.

Soorree, not interested in your 'natural forms of healing', they dont work.
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