Look, I admit I have met Dustin. In fact I'm his sister. The one he doesn't 
ever talk about. That's why you've never heard of me. 

Well my bro Dustin, who's a great guy, left his cell on the table one day 
and I wrote the number down for my new business. He doesn't know anything 
about this. 

So that address for DC's Computer Services is my address, well I suppose 
it's our address but it's meant to be mine. Mine, you understand. And that 
phone number in the ad is just for me. It's not for Dustin. Oh no. It's my 
number. You know what I mean. Don't ring it because I'm friendly with the 
cops and gave the phone to them yesterday and they wired it up to trace any 
calls. It's nothing to do with Dustin. The cops are involved and they're on 
my side.

You are all stalkers and troublemakers. There are people me and Dustin know 
who are monitoring your posts. All of them. I got wise to stalker tricks 
and have laid a trap to catch them. I'm doing this for the police, so back 
off all of you and leave me alone or you will be charged with damaging a 
police-approved sting. Yes that's right, the po po are on my side and 
you're not allowed to contact them because this is a secret op, so don't 
try.

And we don't live in Bristol or Kingsport. That was to a cover provided 
years ago by the FBI to shake off the stalkers and bad guys we've brought 
to justice over the years. It's Honolulu, remember that. You're next on my 
list if you don't believe me.

So leave Dustin alone.  I have nothing to do with him, except I'm his 
sister. And I don't live in Tennessee. And Dustin doesn't either. And the 
cops are on my side. And what you're doing is illegal. And we have good
lawyers. And that's it. That's all you need to know. So go away.

Dustin doesn't know I've sent this, because he has nothing to do with 
anything. Dustin's innocent.
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