BL> I pulled the right rein not converting to Catholicism on my
 BL> death bed. It was a close-run thing! I could have blown my free
 BL> ticket to heaven. It's a worry. You have to be very careful not
 BL> to convert before you actually die, or you could end up a
 BL> bloody live Catholic sinning all over the place, like they do.

 ALM> I'm sure if you forward some of Rod's messages to the Bishop
 ALM> you'll have sufficient credit on your account to sin up large
 ALM> for your remaining time here. 

  Would e-mail count as a written confession? Could I do my penance by
modem? How long do you reckon he'd give me? Would that apply to many
small sins, several large sins, or what? Is there a scale of sins? I'm
not too happy about the concept of a venal sin, either. For some
reason, I have it confused with venereal sin. And as for original sin,
I can't remember back that far.

  The last time I tried to convert to Catholicism I put the Bishop in
Morriset. So many important questions...

  I could convert to Judaism. Do they give a free ticket to heaven? But
I'd want the top of my dick back first. I wish I knew what they did with
it. The dickheads.
 
Regards,
Bob
 
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