28 Jun 16 10:44, you wrote to JEFF SMITH:

 DS> backs. Viagra is for erectile dysfunction, so when the weiner dog
 DS> (slang for dachshund) swallowed the pill, it did the same thing to him
 DS> that Viagra is designed to do to "a weiner". :P

actually not... viagra was originally designed as a blood pressure regulator
medicine... it didn't work out so well in that aspect and erections were one of
 the side effects... later on, they decided to bring it out as a medicine for
sex... they had to invent the "erectile dysfunction disease"
verbiage so they
could legally call viagra a "medicine"... you cannot have a
medicine without a
disease and you cannot have a disease without a medicine... /that's/ why
everything these days is called a "disease" even when it isn't...
just another
thing to thank the lawyers for...

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