Using an ancient Captain Midnight secret decoder ring at Warp speed,
Vern Humphrey, sent the following message to Jeff Trowbridge:
VH> JT>  Vern Humphrey spake thusly to Jeff Trowbridge...
VH> 
VH> JT>JT> VH> So if I was to go into the john and spray the toilet paper
VH> JT>JT> VH> with OC, it
VH> JT>JT> VH> should be good for a few laughs, right? :-)
VH> 
VH> JT>JT> VH> So that's why Janet Reno always has that scowl....   :)
VH> 
VH> JT> VH> She certainly seems to have a problem with constipation. :-)
VH> 
VH> JT> I would say that whole administration is that way.
VH> 
VH> Yes -- and if they ever pull their fingers out, the whole place
VH> will be knee-deep in you know what. :-) 
Don't you mean their heads?  :^)
Sleep well tonight, Vern....
RD (The Sandman)
sandman@azstarnet.com
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