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echo: mensa
to: George Pope
from: Miles Maxted
date: 2003-11-24 21:07:02
subject: Re: Spring enquiry...

G'morning George,

 GP> There are three men relative to an outhouse (outdoor latrine building);
 GP> #1 is exitting, #2 is inside, and the third is running towards it
 GP> with an expression of desperation on his face -- what are the
 GP> nationalities of all three?

 GP> #1: Finnish
 GP> #2: European
 GP> #3: Russian

The old `Irish stew for disturbing the peas with homonymous 
national jokes, I see;  the danger in replying lies in carrying 
coal to Newcastle (or Carribeans to Brazil ?), so its probably 
time to bury one's head in Austrian sand, just like a good 
Osterreich, and hope the thread goes quietly away....  


But its probably more germane to hope that #1 didnt come from 
Oopsala (SOMEBODY made that puddle...).

The nice thing about #2 is the widdle return on the money - the 
old "Here I sit brokenhearted - spent a Euro and only f**ted" 
cannot now apply...

#3 triggers off a wild desire to mention Antartic punguins, but 
one runs the rick of being sent to the Cyberian saltmines for 
confusing the Poles...

Enough ! Abyssina later !


:-{at}


 
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