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G'morning George,
GP> There are three men relative to an outhouse (outdoor latrine building);
GP> #1 is exitting, #2 is inside, and the third is running towards it
GP> with an expression of desperation on his face -- what are the
GP> nationalities of all three?
GP> #1: Finnish
GP> #2: European
GP> #3: Russian
The old `Irish stew for disturbing the peas with homonymous
national jokes, I see; the danger in replying lies in carrying
coal to Newcastle (or Carribeans to Brazil ?), so its probably
time to bury one's head in Austrian sand, just like a good
Osterreich, and hope the thread goes quietly away....
But its probably more germane to hope that #1 didnt come from
Oopsala (SOMEBODY made that puddle...).
The nice thing about #2 is the widdle return on the money - the
old "Here I sit brokenhearted - spent a Euro and only f**ted"
cannot now apply...
#3 triggers off a wild desire to mention Antartic punguins, but
one runs the rick of being sent to the Cyberian saltmines for
confusing the Poles...
Enough ! Abyssina later !
:-{at}
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