ALM>> I'm sure if you forward some of Rod's messages to the Bishop
ALM>> you'll have sufficient credit on your account to sin up large
ALM>> for your remaining time here. 

BL>   Would e-mail count as a written confession? Could I do my penance by
BL> modem? How long do you reckon he'd give me? Would that apply to many
BL> small sins, several large sins, or what? Is there a scale of sins? I'm
BL> not too happy about the concept of a venal sin, either. For some
BL> reason, I have it confused with venereal sin. And as for original sin,
BL> I can't remember back that far.

Since you're not married you can't have had sex yet, that doesn't leave too
many sins - you may have noticed the Catholics are mostly concerned with
sexual sin.

BL>   The last time I tried to convert to Catholicism I put the Bishop in
BL> Morriset. So many important questions...

BL>   I could convert to Judaism. Do they give a free ticket to heaven? But
BL> I'd want the top of my dick back first. I wish I knew what they did with
BL> it. The dickheads.

I thought they sold them to lebanese kebab shops.

Rgds
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