LL>Hello Everybody,

LL>I've been watching a bunch of Star Trek episodes on video.  Not just
LL>the original series, but also all the other series.  Most prominent in
LL>all the series are the aliens.  Some of those aliens look very strange.
LL>And some of those aliens act very strange.  Some are beautiful, and
LL>others are not.  Captain Kirk always seemed to be an object of desire
LL>for many of the aliens.  So was Captain Jean Luc Picard.  As well as
LL>Captain Janeway.  Now, Captain Janeway was interviewed on the Fox
LL>network this evening.  And this is what she said -

LL>"If you could have sex with an alien, would you do it?"

LL>So, I began to think about it.  And all of the many possibilities.
LL>An interesting concept, it would seem like lots of fun.  But so far,
LL>I have yet to meet any aliens.  And the only sex Captain Janeway has
LL>ever had on the series was with a hologram.  A hologram that smoked
LL>profusely after having sex with her.

LL>Captain Kirk seemed to enjoy his time as the captain of a starship.  He
LL>met many aliens.  And presumably he had sex with many different aliens
LL>from many different planets.  Or so it appears from watching the series.

LL>Captain Picard was a bit more reserved than Captain Kirk.  But Jean
LL>Luc did have his moments.  And look at the new guy on the block, Captain
LL>Archer.  When did he ever have sex with an alien?  The entire crew
LL>thinks he is sexy, but no alien seems to want him.  Not only that, but
LL>he refuses to have sex with any of the crew on the Enterprise.  Is
LL>Captain Archer gay?  He takes saunas with a female Klingon, and yet
LL>refuses to have sex with her?  Please tell me Captain Archer is not gay.
LL>I know if I were having a sauna with a beautiful female Klingon, she
LL>would definitely turn me on.  Even if she was incapable of showing any
LL>emotion.

LL>Of course, Ferengi would be a problem.  Female Ferengi are kept as
LL>property by male Ferengi, and always kept unclothed.  Even if I were
LL>interested in a female Ferengi, I could never afford her.  And there
LL>is absolutely no way I would want to trade with Quark.  He'd probably
LL>sell me something I'd regret later.

LL>But female Romulans, female Vulcans, and females of other species might
LL>be okay.  I just wish I knew where to find them.


Bon jours mon ami Lee. We have had five times more snow here
in Boston this year, so I know only too well why we have been
spending far too much time in front of our TVs. But I am fairly
sure you haven't been constrained by such a disableing environment,
so what is your excuse? (Or have you secured another poke of that
Canadian mary jane I understand is so effective ?-)

Ciao, Ack.

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