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to: Niels Petersen
from: Frank Malcolm
date: 1997-05-22 23:00:00
subject: STOP THE DUPES

Hi, Niels.

NP>  > NP>  > it cant be any worse than it is already 8-)

NP>  > NP>  SSHHH !!!!   Murphy might hear you and the LAST thing
either of us
NP> want
NP>  > NP>  is a HD crash. :-(

NP>  > Or, if you saw Rachel's joke, you might be dead! :-)

NP>  Musta missed it. You reference doesn't mean a thing.......

NP>  Wanna explain or point to the joke?

Follows...

Was just sent this in Oz_humour. I'm _not_ responsible for the name


Frank always looked on the bright side.He would constantly irritate his
friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance,
he would always reply, "It could have been worse."

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation
so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about
Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot
them both, then turned the gun on himself."

"That's awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it
have been worse?"

"Well," said Frank, "If it had happened the night before,
*I'd* be dead
now."

Regards, fIM.
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