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Hi, Niels. NP> > NP> > it cant be any worse than it is already 8-) NP> > NP> SSHHH !!!! Murphy might hear you and the LAST thing either of us NP> want NP> > NP> is a HD crash. :-( NP> > Or, if you saw Rachel's joke, you might be dead! :-) NP> Musta missed it. You reference doesn't mean a thing....... NP> Wanna explain or point to the joke? Follows... Was just sent this in Oz_humour. I'm _not_ responsible for the name Frank always looked on the bright side.He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it. On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then turned the gun on himself." "That's awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse." "How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been worse?" "Well," said Frank, "If it had happened the night before, *I'd* be dead now." Regards, fIM. --- þ * þ When you can't make it GOOD, make it BIG! @EOT: ---* Origin: Pedants Inc. (3:712/610.24) SEEN-BY: 711/934 712/610 @PATH: 712/610 711/934 |
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