BL> What do I need to do?

 FM> You could try getting fucked.

  Nya, nya, nya. Wait till you try to make it work yourself. The
Internet has been set up by Uni-wankers. One guy wrote 100K explaining
something you could write on the back of a tram ticket.

 BL> It's the perfect solution. I not only annoy Paul, but I get up
 BL> Frank's nose by not using Pasacal

 FM> Just as well you don't really get up my nose. It's real hairy
 FM> in there. Oh, and it's "Pascal".

  See... it's working already. I've decided to give Fido and QWK
the flick so I'll use Delphi. Editors are easy in Delphi. And using
Windows will *really* annoy Paul. With a bit of luck I'll write the
perfect system he can't use unless he dumps Unix and goes back to
OS/2.

  It's important to annoy as many people as possible... just see how
successful Pauline has been.

Regards,
Bob

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