PN>  * Originally Re: (Fwd) Willie of Washington "The Soldier" Marching 
PN> Song
    This is _great_!
PN> To keep "Soldier Bill's" new marching song noban-relevant, I have 
PN> made
PN> references to his Crime Bill, gun owners and Bill's good pal Chuckito
PN> from The Empire State in the first verse ... o.k., you ex-G.I.s, put
PN> on your marching boots and contemplate your D.I. singing this cadence
PN> I wanna be an Airborne Ranger,
PN> I'll jump into bed with a total stranger,
PN> If she looks like Flowers or Jones,
PN> I'll be glad to jump her bones.
    If the woman is less-than-eager (like Jones) but slaps him, does the 
"soldier" get a Purple Heart?
PN> You can't sue me, 'cause I'm a "soldier",
PN> That is what my lawyers told ya,
PN> I went to boot camp on my Serta,
PN> While chasing tail, I did get hurt-uh.
    Did he get his Purple Heart?
PN> Yes, I was wounded while in action,
    VD?
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