G'morning once again, Vern. 

 VH> Father O'Malley put his hand on the driver's shoulder and said
 VH> comfortingly, "I know yez did, me son.  But I got the bastard wid' th'
 VH> door!"

There was this Irish Lawyer who'd come into Paddy's Place with his 
huge briefcase, ordered up a large whiskey and took to a cubicle 
where he produced a tube.  Ordering another whiskey, he unrolled 
the tube to reveal a mat to which stuck a biggish sort of a solved 
jig-saw puzzle showing a giant 42 wheel road-train whistling down 
a country road (with just the hint of a dented passenger door).

"Ah", the lawyer stroked the puzzle lovingly, "twenty-eight, 28, 
28 ....  Paddy, another large whiskey, if it please the Place..."

And this went on and on and on until Paddy couldn't resist asking 
the bemused barrister what was going on....

"Celebrating my toughest win", the liquifyed legalist crowed, 
"Solved this beauty - and in only 28 days, 28 days, 28 days !"

"So ?", Paddy casually wiped the table and the legal face clean 
with his old cloth.

"See for yourself !", crowed the sozzled solicitor as he whipped 
the puzzle box out of the briefcase.

"It clearly states it is supposed to take for 5 to 10 years !"

:-))


 
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