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MM> VH> Oh, you took the tourist course. :-) MM>Some tourist course - this was a School-Tramping-Club-teaches-the MM>pallid-English-immigrant-mountain-climbing time; the worst part MM>turned out to be their enthusiasm for toting ancient equipment MM>everywhere for no real purpose. The snowaxes weighed about 5 MM>pounds each and probably spent summers creating suburban ditches MM>in the hands of hard labour gangs... digging into a snowbank far MM>up the Snowdon look-alike, once, was their only use on that MM>summit-strolling trip.... A very long time ago, a British Commando Artillery Battery visited Fort Sill, Oklahoma. They were equipped with little, dainty Italian 105s that you could use for watch fobs. For a demonstration, they took one of them apart, floated the pieces by rubber boat across Medicine Bluff Creek, climbed Medicine Bluff 4, assembled it on top and fired one round. The Commandant of the Artillery Officer Candidate School said, "If they can do it, we can do it." Now, American 105s are about three times as big as that Italian toy, and not designed to come apart. But we got it apart. We got it across the creek, and up to the top of the bluff. The hard part was refilling the recoil cylinder with oil -- the US Army issues a "screw filler," for emergency topping off. It holds about an ounce and a half, and is threaded on one end, and has a t-handled screw threaded inside it. You fill it with oil, screw it into the recoil cylinder fitting, and then turn the T-handle. It takes about a thousand repetitions to fill the cylinder. MM> VH> There very well could be something like that -- especially if those MM> VH> widely-dispersed goodies fall into the hands of Al Qaeda. MM>Or whoever the local `organised resistance' turns out to be; I MM>remember being very carefully told where and what to do should the MM>Gerries ever over-run my hometown, and we were far from being MM>suicide-bomb zealots .... Yeah, there is no shortage of fanatics willing to die for a crazy cause. --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5* Origin: Try Our Web Based QWK: DOCSPLACE.ORG (1:123/140) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 123/140 500 106/2000 633/267 |
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