PT> Hello! I've got some great news that I think you need
PT> to take a few minutes to read if you have ever thought
PT> "How could I make some serious cash ???".

Wouldnt hilarious cash be rather more amusing ?

PT> Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's
PT> right!  I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!!

Found what ?  A mountain of bullshit ? |-)

PT> OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information.

Oops, you obviously failed con man school, its not at
terrific idea to order the suck^H^H^H^Hclients around.

PT> INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
PT> "Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out thus
PT> making it completely legal.

There are plenty of completely illegal services, like hit men. Or monopolys.

PT> You are paying $1 for a legitimate service.

You may well be paying $1 for a service, whether its
actually legitimate or not is another matter entirely tho.

PT> Make sure you include your name, address & the position of
PT> their name. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal!

You can assume me if you like, doesnt make it true tho.

PT> 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar
PT> bill, (no checks or money orders), and place into
PT> an envelope and send these to the five people listed.

Soorree, thats actually illegal. And there ARE no dollar bills you dork.

I've binned the rest, doesnt get any better.
@EOT:

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