G'morning Vern, 

 VH> A sign at Fort Polk, Louisiana, "One foot on this grass entitles you to
 VH> an interview with the First Sergeant." :-)

And a good NCO can not only see the foot land from a mile away - 
his verbal instruction from that distance will be clear and 
succinct....

 VH> "Well, Sir, me and Sergeant Mitchell was inspecting the barracks, and
 VH> we heard a ruckus.  A trainee sergeant had found him asleep in his rack
 VH> instead of cleaning his area.  And he was cussing the trainee sergeant.
 VH> So I grabbed him by one arm, Sergeant Mitchell grabbed him by the other
 VH> arm, the trainee sergeant opened the fire escape door, and we threw the
 VH> little &^%$# off." :-)

Now there's stalwart whose memory has obviously been tainted by 
the defence's mitigatory claims...

:-)))
 
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