-=> Quoting Miss Kitty to Gus Gere <=-
-> Reminds me of a story I read about an 80 year old lady that stooped
-> to pick up her cat before answering the door. When she opened the
-> door she was confronted by a bad guy pointing a pistol at
-> her. She was pretty cool. She gave him the cat, right in
-> the face! The bad guy was soon apprehended with the *deep*
-> lacerations on his face being the give away. The story
-> noted that "Fluffy" was fine and was treated to an extra
-> portion that night for dinner.
MK>
MK> Yeah kitty!!!!!!
I'll bet that woman now has a "beware of attack cat" sign in her window!
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