MM> What ho, Heather,

 MM> Knowing of your personal predelictions for poetry,
 MM> prosecutions
 MM> and the pursuit of person or persons unknown,  I hope this
 MM> unconsidered trifle what I stumbled over this morning does
 MM> not offend...

Hmmmmm!

Here's my contribution...

There was a young girl from Caracas,
Who fell in love with a sex-mad jackass.
He started to cheat her
With a young senorita,
So she kicked him one in the maracas.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Miles, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER

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