From: Alan Cairns 

On 24/4/04 5:36 PM, in article 408b07bd{at}w3.nls.net, "Geo."
 wrote:

> There are ways around that, oh look he's escaping, quick mr Bush, grab him..

My colleague sent me this:

    Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush were set to face the
firing squad in a small Central American country. Clinton was the first one
placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out ,
" Earthquake !" The firing squad fell into  a panic and Bill
jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Jimmy Carter was second
. The squad was reassembled and Carter  pondered what he had just
witnessed. Again before the order was given  Jimmy yelled out "
Tornado! " The squad fell apart and Jimmy slipped over  the wall.

The last one ,George W. Bush was placed against the wall. He was thinking
"I see the pattern here, just yell out something about a disaster  and
hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad
was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from
 ear to ear and yelled " Fire!'.

Alan

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