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from: CLARENCE HOGAN
date: 1997-12-26 07:55:00
subject: The Bible

 Do we truly know The Bible?
                      KNOWING THE BIBLE
 Everyone should know The Bible from lid to lid and, of course
 we know those that know The Bible from lid to lid because they
 also know the following sermon that was preached long ago.
 "Now Joshua did ride toward Jerusalem and along the way he did
 fall among thieves and the thieves were there a bringing in the
 sheaves, but when the weeds grew up and choked poor Joshua,
 there came along a good samaritan with the sickle of the grim
 reaper in his hands and ripped those weeds up booth root and
 branch and did throw them into the fire where the smoke of their
 torment went up for ever and ever.  So then Joshua got back on
 his horse and rode, yea furiously did he ride a going through
 the oaks and his long hair got tangled in the branches of a
 great oak and just when the fiery foxes were setting the corn
 fields on fire, Delilah come along and cut him down and he got
 up with his hair just a smoking and rode around the walls seven
 times and the walls come a tumbling down, and when he saw
 Jezebel a peeking out of the window of a tower of Jezreel, he
 told them to throw her down, so they threw her down and he said
 throw her down some more and so they threw her down some more,
 yea unto seventy times seven did they throw her down until they
 had taken up what was left of her, twelve baskets full, now I
 ask you, in the resurrection, whose wife am she gonna be?"
 Now if we see one that does NOT know that these things are
 indeed in The Bible, then we know that they have certainly not
 studied The Bible and should be treated as a heathen and we
 should deliver such an one unto satan for the destruction of
 the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in that great day,
 should we not?
 Just in case you make it...H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R !
Just another humble servant of The Kingdom.......clarence.......
... May you have much ah ha v , sim ch  and sha l¢m my friend!
--- Blue Wave/Max v2.30
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