42 veys tu get ilectreec pooer frum keettens
1.  Steeck cupper und zeenc ilectrude-a-needles in ooppuseete-a inds ooff
    keettee.  Use-a in sereees fur heegher fultege-a. -gvh
2.  Shufe-a zeem beck und furt in Reecherd Gere's boott.  Creetes steteec
    ilectreecity.
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3.  Gu tu Redeeu Check und ooffffer zeem zee keettee in ixchunge-a fur tvu
    EEA bettereees.
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4.  Ettech zee keettee tu a hund-crunk generetur und zeen drup it oontu a
    trempuleene-a.
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5.  Igneete-a in lerge-a noombers. Use-a heet releesed tu dreefe-a steem
    toorbeene-a.
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6.  Keednep und threetee tu turtoore-a. Ixturt runsum frum uneemel-reeghts
    ecteefists und oozeer untee-crooelty types: demund peyment in zee furm
    ooff ilectreec coorrent.
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7.  Drup keettens frum greet heeeghts. Use-a veter-meell leeke-a toorbeene-a
    tu generete-a ilectreecity.
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8.  Drup lerge-a noombers ooff keettens intu ter peet, veeet a foo meelliun
    yeers, dreell fur croode-a ooeel et seme-a luceshun tu roon ilectreec
    toorbeene-a.
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9.  Culd Fooseeun -> Steem Toorbeene-a.  Nu ixpluneshun necessery.  -seunu
10. Uny furm ooff neootrun ceptoore-a / beta imeessiun.  -seunu
11. Cunfeence-a keettens zeey're-a reelly lemmeengs.  Shoo cleeffff tu
    keettens.
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    Instell toorbeene-a helffvey doon cleeffff.
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12. Densely peck keettens intu flyvheel shepe-a.  Speen repeedly.  Ettech
    generetur.
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13. Poot keettee oon ilectreecity-genereteeng treedmeell.  Feed beck smell
    purshun ooff genereted ilectreecity intu keettee breeen pleesoore-a
    center.  Vetch heem generete-a hees leettle-a heert oooot!
14. Seel lerge-a qoounteety ooff keettens in eur teeght huldeeng tunks.  Edd
    veter.  Elloo sooeeteble-a teeme-a tu pess fur decumpuseeshun.  Cullect
    methune-a ges resoolteeng.  Poot ges in fooel cells.
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15. Smoosh moochu keettens in a truoogh, use-a zee dreeppings/bluud tu roon a
    vetervheel fur hydruelectreec pooer.
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16. Geefe-a keettens luts ooff sheetty beer.  Use-a peess und fumeet tu roon
    hydruelectreec generetur.
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17. Skeen keettee. Melt uneemel fet intu telloo und zeen furm cundles.
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    Heet steem toorbeene-a.
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18. Sveetch keettens fur P6 cheeps cumeeng ooff Intel essembly leenes.
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    Sefed ilectreecity veell be-a inurmuoos.  Cufer perffurmunce-a luss by
    releeseeng noo ferseeun ooff Veendoos NT et zee seme-a teeme-a. -gvh
19. Booeeld gless ruum.  Poot keettens inseede-a.  Poot cuceeene-a inseede-a.
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    Gruoond zee fluur und ettech negeteefe-a leeds tu zee ceeeling. -gvh
20. Hefe-a keettee steel oone-a ooff koobe's megeec cerds.  Leech pooer frum
    resoolteeng noocleer streeke-a.
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21. Teech keettens tu pley bleckjeck.  Oonce-a zeey're-a et zee
    cumpeteetife-a lefel, cunfeence-a Les Feges hutel oovners tu cunfert tu
    serfeeng keettens.
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    Sefed ilectreecity frum smeller leeghts, hutels, itc. -gvh
22. Eccoomoolete-a inuoogh keettens thet zee selff-grefeeteshunel furce-a
    cooses zee mess tu shreenk und heet up.  Use-a zeermucuooples tu
    generete-a inergy.
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    -gvh
23. Reeed PG&I curpurete-a heedqooerters.  Threetee tu drup keettee doon
    CEO's punts unless he-a geefes yuoo a pooer plunt. -gvh
24. Get seferel duzee keettens.  Shuut zeem up veet crystel met.  Ettech dug
    sled.
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25. (Thees is, unduoobtedly, zee vey tu get zee must pooer frum zeem)
    Cumbeene-a zee keettee veet un iqooel mess ooff unteemetter -- a
    untee-keettee iff yuoo veell.  Zeen herness zee messeefe-a inergy
    releese-a fur pooer....
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26. Hefe-a zee Imperur verp und tveest a keettee clune-a intu un ifeel
    Untee-Keettee, Dert Keettee.  Thees shuoold be-a guud fur 4-6 seqooels.
    Instell tenseeun tu ilectreecity cunferters intu zeeetre-a. -gvh
27. a. Feend a _guud_ geneteec ingeeneer.
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    b. Spleece-a epprupreeete-a genes frum ilectreec iels intu keettens,
       becoose-a zeey're-a smeller und cooter und, vell, keettens.
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    c. Feed zee keettens.
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    d. Soorgeecelly instell epprupreeete-a ilectrudes.
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    i. Pereeudicelly dreeen ooffff zee fultege-a.
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    Unffurtoonetely, thees oonly gets yuoo DC coorrent.
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P.S.  Hoo cuoold I hefe-a beee su bleend?  Spleece-a in genes frum
blooe-a-greee elgee-a es vell, und yuoo vuooldn't ifee hefe-a tu feed zee
keettens!  (Vell, meybe-a sume-a pusphuruoos und irun und stooffff)
28. Meeel zee ilectreec cumpuny a deed keettee ifery dey unteel zeey geefe-a
    yuoo pooer fur free-a.
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29. Crussbreed keettee veet Muthra und use-a resoolteeng geeunt mootunt
    leeghtning-breetheeng keettee es pooer suoorce-a.
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30. Geefe-a zee keettee tu Scutty, he'll feend sume-a vey tu yeeeld 20%
    mure-a pooer frum zee deelithioom crystels.
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31. Teke-a thuoosunds ooff keettens intu oorbeet -- vhee zee oorbeet deceys,
    zeey veell heet up zee etmusphere-a. Veet inuoogh keettens, yuoo cuoold
    reeese-a zee plunets temperetoore-a es mooch es yuoo vunt.
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32. Pooll zee keettee oooot ooff ruut@sude's ess.  Zeen vhee zeey toorn red &
    imberressed, use-a zee heet frum zeeur red fece-a tu dreefe-a a Cernut
    ingeene-a
33. Immess inurmuoos qoounteeties ooff keettens unteel it reeches inuoogh
    mess tu begeen keettenffoosiun in zee cure-a.  Use-a suler cells tu
    cunfert redeeueshun tu ilectreecity.  - seunu
34. Throo in mure-a keettens tu 33 (ebufe-a) unteel zee keettenster gues
    soopernufa... yuoo cuooldn't vunt uny mure-a inergy thun thet...
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35. Repeet 34 veet unuzeer mess ooff keettens... speen zee resoolteeng
    neootrun-keettens eruoond iech oozeer in a beenery oorbeet... use-a
    grefeety vefes tu rutete-a hydru-toorbeene-a.
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36. Teke-a feefe-a oor seex heets ooff eceed.  Tell yuoorselff fery furmly
    thet keettens _ere-a_ ilectreecity.  (Vell, zeey'fe-a gut luts ooff
    ilectruns in zeem, yes?)  Ecqooure-a keettens hooefer yuoo chuuse-a;
    "oopereshunelly", yuoo'fe-a noo gut ilectreecity.
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    (I sey "feefe-a oor seex heets", becoose-a I feend thet theengs vheech
    vere-a perffectly cleer tu me-a effter _oone-a_ heet, i.g., thet zee vurd
    "Kroops" is ectooelly un meke-a oonumetupeeeec peeece-a ooff Germun slung
    fur un unpreenteble-a Feeennese-a precteece-a, meke-a ebsulootely nu
    sense-a effterverds; und Leery used tu teke-a feefe-a heets oor su.
    Q.E.D.)
37. Geefe-a zeem leettle-a megneteec cullers, und roon zeem thruoogh a meze-a
    ooff cueeled vures.
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38. Redooce-a keettee tu zeeur cumpunent etums.  Cumpress zee resoolteeng
    plesma unteel it fooses.  Trunsffer zee releesed inergy feea
    heet/ingeene-a oor inergy cunferseeun scheme-a ooff yuoor chueece-a.
    -IReec
39. Teke-a tvu keettens, roon oone-a thruoogh a kleeen buttle-a tu cunfert it
    tu untee-metter.  Cumbeene-a zee furst keettee veet zee untee-keettee.
    Herness zee resooltunt messeefe-a boorst ooff inergy es per #38 ebufe-a.
    -IReec
40. Drup keettee intu bleck hule-a.  Use-a phutufulteeecs tu releese-a zee
    redeeeted inergy. -Ireec
41. It is a vell-knoon resoolt ooff qoountoom feeeld zeeury thet ell feeelds
    ere-a symmetreec under zee cumbeened ecshun ooff teeme-a-refersel,
    cherge-a-cunjoogeshun und pereety-inferseeun oopereturs: zee femeelier
    TCP symmetry.  It is treefiel tu shoo thet teeme-a refersel und cherge-a
    cunjoogeshun but teke-a fermeeuns intu zeeur untee-perteecles.  Use-a
    thees tu shoo thet ploockeeng keettens frum murrurs veell prudooce-a
    beoocuoop ilectrumegneteec redeeeshun.  (Heent: Du yuoo need tu pooll zee
    keettens oooot ooff zee murrur _gueeng_beckverds_in_teeme-a_?)  Reff: J.
    J. Sekooreee, _Edf. Qooun. Mech._
42. Poot femele-a keettee scent oon gless rud.  Releese-a mele-a keettee.
    He-a veell try tu roob hees foorry cuet egeeenst gless rud.  Drevbeck:
    oonly creetes steteec ilectreecty.
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