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echo: katty_korner
to: ROSS SAUER
from: WALTER LUFFMAN
date: 1998-03-17 15:27:00
subject: Manicures

 -=> Quoting Ross Sauer to Walter Luffman <=-
 WL> 1.  With a little thought and casreful use, a human can
 WL> learn to adapt any sort of nail clipper for feline use.  Sebi
 WL> obviously is willing to help you learn.
 RS> 
 RS> With appropriate punishments of course. *SLASH!* 
This is called "instilling discipline".  At least cats don't
order you to "drop and give me fifty", the way Army drill
sergeants do.  (Of course, a creature that uses all four of
its legs for walking probably doesn't see any need for anyone
to do pushups, as punishment or for any other reason.)
 WL> 2.  Advertising hype is probably the biggest difference
 WL> between one style of clipper and another.  (Cats, of course,
 WL> pay no attention to the hype, which is further proof of
 WL> their intelligence.)
 RS> 
 RS> Yup, they learn very quickly how to run and hide from any and all of
 RS> them! 
My sister swears that her Siamesse kitty Sasha _enjoys_
having her claws clipped, because she knows she'll feel
better afterward.  Of course, Sasha only has rear claws;
and I sometimes wonder about my sister....
Walter and Meko    wluffman@usit.net    CompuServe: 74721,3464
... Purranoia: Fear that your cat is up to something. (Usually justified.)
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