To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com
From: "Theresa Williams" 
Reply-To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com

I heard the Volehunters got qevan to sing [teroknor] (Fwd) New teroknor
member on the new recording

> Welcome, Jason!

  WHOOO!!!!  Another new member!!!!!!!

 *jumps into the seat of the Welcome Wagon and takes off down the Promnade with
wistles screaming and lights flashing; happless bystanders doge for cover
while clueless Newbari get splatered all over the wagon*
    *pulls to a screaching hault beside Jason and turns off the wistles and
lights*

  Welcome to Teroknor where the impossiable and unproabble are to be expected.
Fun and maheam are the order of the day, and whenever possiable, take out a
few Newbari like I did on the way over here; the result is that I've now
got to wash the
wagon when I'm finnished here.  *watchin' all the guys go diving after
their binoclars*

  I think Kestie went over the rules of 'Nor, so I'll jump right to the good
part:  THE
WELCOME GIFTS!!

   We start off with cupons to all the shops includeing, but not limited to,
The Armorie,
The Exotic Boutique, The Liquid-Ice Stand, the Death By Chcolate store, and
The Massage Parlor and Dungeon.
   Next we have several free passes to the RDIS machine, always good to have
especially if you're fond of posting Puns.  Don't get us wrong, The Phoenix likes
puns, but only when he thinks of them first; failure to becarefull of your puns could
result in burnt Jason, requireing a trip to the RDIS to correct said condition.
 The
Phoenix has been known to blow-up the entire station, in that case we reboot the
station and save everyone from a trip.
   Finnaly we have two buy one, get one free drinks from the Brew Pub.  Yes, I
know
they should be in with the cupons, but sence life revolves around the Pub for the
most part, I feel it's better to give them a special place.  :)


   *hitting a button on the dash of the wagon and brightly clolored and
matallic
confettie spews out burring Jason up to the neck*

Oh, and a coupple of last reminders that I can't remember for sure if
Kestie mentioned.  1) NEVER EVER say "Sheep" around the Nightwolf
and 2) Don't go near the Raptor pin around their dinner time, the only
person safe at that point is The
Phoenix and Mary-Raptor who's missing.
  Anyway, remember ENJOY YOUR STAY!!!!!


*Takes off back down the Promade this time takeing out anything that doesn't
move
out of my way in efforts to get the Newbari off the windshield*




K'T
Stand in wrighter of the Welcome Wagon

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