G'morning Heather, 

 HL>> In Henderson, it poured a heavy deluge. I was expecting
 HL>> Noah's Ark to come floating down Great North Road.
 GP> The ark was busy here in the southwest coast of Canada all
 GP> last month!
 GP> I would've gone aboard, but they couldn't find another one
 GP> like me!

 HL> You can always doggy paddle...

Nah...  hate doing it doggy-fashion;  much prefer it on my back, 
gently stroking the water past as I nibble on celery stalks (the 
salt is best held in the navel, high and dry...) and ponder the 
finer arts of celestrial navigation,,,,

:-))
  
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