HL>> A Christmas Carol... of sorts!
 MM> Hmmm ... I'd weigh in with a few bars of "Deck the Halls with
 MM> Poison Ivy" or "You're Arrested, Merry Gentlemen ... Your
 MM> Blood
 MM> Sample's On It's Way",  but once I've sorted fidonet and fed the
 MM> black-and-whites...

I prefer the "Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer" song... but my version
is a bit unprintable.

A girl at work has her own words to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".
That too is unprintable.

Or we could do the tamer:
"Wreck the malls with cows on harleys"

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Evangelists do more than lay people...?

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