Yo, DJ Bill! Max it up!

 BB>     Grins sheepishly - yes. There's a Microsoft guide to Windows
 BB> Programming, that should be part of the set. I appear to have lost
 BB> mine. No wonder I couldn't get going.

Got it here - I'll quote the starting paragraph:

-!-
Take acid. Lots of it. Bang head on wall repeatedly for several
hours. If wall collapses, rebuild. In fact, rebuild it anyway - 
anything to prevent the start of Windows programming. Start to read
the API commands. Examine fluff in navel. Try again. Make a cup
of tea. Try again. Print out API commands. Burn printout. 
Scream at anyone passing your office. Has the cement set? Bang head
on wall.
-!-

Simon ')

... Whether you're in the fryin' pan or the fire, you still get burned.
... Tag-O-Matic V.13F Time: 10:14:49 - Thu 25 Jun 1998
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