Vern Humphrey wrote about "Bathtub Guns".
Here's what GRANT CUNNINGHAM thinks:
 DA>> Now, back to the original question: How do I manage to get in that tub
 DA>> with Pamela Lee Anderson?
 VH> You can't.  It's already a tight fit for Pam and I.
Uhh, Vern, that would be "Pam and *me*".
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I have no idea how you plan to wedge in between us .
-=[ Grant ]=-
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