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echo: philos
to: WILLIAM ELLIOT
from: CLARENCE HOGAN
date: 1997-12-22 09:19:00
subject: Mixed Up?

 -=> Quoting William Elliot to Clarence Hogan <=-
 >>> Clarence Hogan on Life and Death 
 
 CH> Didn't someone once say that ya' couldn't mix oranges and apples?  :)
 
 WE> Just you ask that varmint to get off to a grocery store and buy him a
 WE> couple of oranges and a couple of apples.  
 
 CH> Hummmmm, where do varmints keep their money and besides the sucker
 CH> would probably have them eaten by the time he got back!  :)  
 
 WE> So he mixed the apples and oranges!
 
 OK, ifin ya' want to get testicle about it!  :)
 CH> What should I tell him to do with the water and the oil...?  :)  
 WE> You must have mixed this up.  Oil and vinegar are put on salads.
 Nope, for vinegar if NOT water, for the simple reason that water 
 will NOT ferment!
  
 WE> North American Indians had bad immigration laws. 
 WE> Although
 
 CH> my wife was almost full blooded Indian, I don't think she even knew
 CH> about the immigration laws, at least she never mentioned it if she
 CH> did and I am a History dummy!  
 
 WE> Yup, must of have had rather lax immigration laws.
 
 OK, ifin you say so!  But it seems just a wee bit late to worry about
 it one way or another now!
 WE> ... Cheers for the New Year!
 Thanks and a good loud horn and a silly hat for you too!  :)
Just another humble servant of The Kingdom.......clarence.......
... Injun say:  "BIG cloud, MUCH thunder, BUT no RAIN!
--- Blue Wave/Max v2.30
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