Joke Leon Panetta wrote for the Correspondent's dinner and
 didn't deliver.

     Looking back on my career, I've been a Republican, a
     congressman, White House chief of staff, and a defense
     secretary. Come to think of it, I've done everything
     that Dick Cheney has done. Except the guy I made sure
     got shot in the face was Osama bin Laden.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn@sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

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