A squadron of Canadian troops were marching north of Khandahar when they
came upon a Taliban insurgent badly injured and unconscious.  Nearby, on the
opposite side of the road, was a Canadian soldier in a similar but less
serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert.  As first aid was given to both
men, the soldier was asked what had happened.  The soldier reported:

"I was heavily armed and moving north along this highway and coming
south was that heavily armed Taliban insurgent.  Seeing each other we both
took cover.  I called to him that Osama bin Laden was a miserable low-life,
scumbag, and he yelled back that Paul Martin is a rich, good-for-nothing,
lying, windbag."

"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit
us."

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