It's a day or so late, but I got this in another Echo this morning: 


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 * Originally By: ROSS SAUER
 * Originally To: ALL
 * Originally Re: Happy Fathers day
 * Original Date: 20 Jun 04  11:13:40
 * Original Area: Memories, the Nostalgia Echo
 * Forwarded by : Blue Wave/DOS v2.30

"Father's Day" (Sung by Groucho Marx, written by Harry Ruby) 
 
Today, Father is Father's Day
And we are giving you a tie.
It's not much, we know -
It's just our way of showing you
We think you're a regular guy....

You told us that we didn't have to bother
But believe us, it's our pleasure to fuss.
For according to our mother, you're our father - 
And that's good enough for us,
And that's good enough for us

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