From: "Glenn Meadows" 

Sounds like something out of a Laurel & Hardy old movie...would make a
good slapstick video, for sure.

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Glenn M.
"Phil Payne"  wrote in
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> "Glenn Meadows"  wrote in message
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>> Now THAT'S funny.  8^)
>
> He's just been on the phone again.
>
> The car is outside and it's been dark five hours here.  He's organised his
> father and a couple of neighbours to hunt for the spectacles, and says
> he's
> expecting CRUNCH - "I've found them!" any second.
>
> The bonnet is apparently not wholly detached - the gas-filled struts have
> been ripped out and it's resting on the roof of the car.  No engine bay
> damage that he can see.
>
> Amazingly his eyeballs aren't hurt, but he say he has neither eyebrows nor
> eyelashes and won't need to shave for a day or two.
>
> When he called I could hear his father muttering in the background.
>
> UPDATE - this just in - specs found undamaged high up in the Leylandii
> hedge
> on the other side of next door's garden.  All going inside for a stiff
> drink.
>
>

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