G'morning Bob, 

 MM> G'morning George,

 GP>> On (01 Oct 05) Miles Maxted wrote to George Pope...
 MM>> Err... no sex here, please - I'm British, basically...
 GP>> I'm mostly English, with about a fifth of Scotch!

 MM> It's half Kentish stock, half Scotch here - a truly
 MM> intoxicating brew....

 BK>  I always heard, Scotch is a whiskey. The term is Scots. Even
 BK>  Scotish, but not Scotch.

 BK>  However, the pun doesn't work without it. Hmmm...

And neither would a post-mortem analysis of me...och aye, hic !

Its either this lovely Johnny Walker, or the Brown Kentish Malt I 
alternate with,  but the Scots pun seems very like the `here and 
there' problem I'ver been mulling over...

Do you realise that "here" IS here when it's here, but "there" 
when it's not here but over there ?  "There", of course and 
conversely, is very much there when it's there, but here when it's 
not there...

I'll going hopping for a grain of sense in all this...., another 
sip of plain or distilled malt is merited, I think.

:-S

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