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echo: trek_humor_filk
to: David Masters
from: Todd Sullivan
date: 2003-01-10 16:32:36
subject: [teroknor] ABC13.com: Cookie craving leads woman to mall assault

While substituting for Q, The Nightwolf said, "You'll do anything I say?"
I shuddered when the words "Cookie craving leads woman to mall
assault" were uttered.


 >>  >> Or south of Fort Pierce, Florida.  Trust me on this one.

 >>  SM> Those aren't Yankees, those are Quebecois snowbirds.

 >> No, Lauderdale/Miami is where old New Yorkers go to die.
 >> It's the "Secret N'Yawkahs Graveyard", doncha know.

 DM> Tampa and St. Pete get their share of snowbirds and retirees as well...
 DM> amazing how many people settle down on the Gulf and suddenly decide
 DM> that they're bright enough to own a boat.

As long as they remember to take the boat off the trailer when they put it
in the water, as in the Darwin Honorable Mention entitled "Loch Ness
Monster".

You'd think people might put two and two together and actually get
/four/...

Todd Sullivan
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