When we last visited John in his "Listening Room From Hell" he had
used ever tweak, trick and technique known to man to overcome room boundry
and speaker placement problems. So today we return, some two years later,
fully expecting to see our hero under the care of a "Drool Nurse", having
lost his grip in defeat to the room.
        Instead, we find a relaxed, content and even enthusiastic audio
nut, in victory over his environment But something within has changed??.
Was it the small antenna protruding from behind each ear? Was it the bright
metalic underwear he was wearing that squeeked when he walked? Was it the red 
eyes that glowed brightly in the dark or the fact that his mouth no longer 
moved when he spoke that captured our attention. Or was it the victory he had 
scored over his room, by unknown means?
        How did he accomplish this astounding feat, you ask. Pssssssst???
"Alien Technology". A little guy jumped out of a corn field in Springfield
, Illinois and claimed to be a human named Bill Duddleston, Chief Engineer 
for Legacy Audio. But we all knew better.
The little creature produced a black box (literally) which he named Steradian 
Environmental Processor. He decreed that this black box be brought home and 
carefully placed between amp and pre-amp. Whereupon only one dial on the face 
would make all manner of magic adjustments to you system and make a great 
number of boundry and speaker placement errors....."disappear!!!!". 
        Our hero was skeptical to say the least. But in the end was converted
to life and the technology of "The Cornfield People" and their leader. The
one called, "Bill Duddleston". 
        We know very little about this race of beings or their technology. 
But we must warn all who will listen. The audio euphoria experienced by mere 
mortals when exposed to this technology is irreversable. Once exposed, they 
are lost for an eternity.
        And that ain't no s___ !!! Room boom and ALL other problems just 
disappeared. I now have tack sharp imaging and soundstage. I can almost 
follow Tori AMos voice to her lips, dead center of the satge and about 5.5 ft 
up. Really quite amazing! But, I still don't have a clue how it does what it 
does.
Cheers, John
--- Maximus/2 3.01
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