Dear Angels.
As I was watching a special television program, I was informed by self
proclaimed experts in Angels, that the reason why my prayers haven't been
answered is because I don't know how to ask or I have been asking the wrong
things. I was made aware of the fact that Angels will give you ANYTHING you
ask for. These experts teach, step by step, how to listen to Angels' voices.
It seems like listening to voices is not considered a symptom of a serious
mental disorder anymore. After taking a crash course on how to communicate
with Angels, I shared the information with my daughter. I am willing to try
new techniques but they have not told me anything I haven't tried. After all
these years of struggling, living at poverty level, not finding employment,
being tortured, mocking, degradation, indignity, it wouldn't hurt to try once
more the same prayer we have been saying for many years.
Here is my eleven year old daughter's list, as prayed for by her, before
going to bed at night: Dear Angels; Please give my Mom a straight back so
she won't have back pain. Give us a big, beautiful ranch on 60 acres of
land, with trees, flowers and animals. Give us ten billion dollars so we can
have everything we need and so my Mom can bould the School she wants. Give
my Mom a good, handsome, and generous millionaire husband, who will love me
and accept me as a good father should. Make it possible that I get the best
education available in the world. Give me a brother or sister or both. Give
me a go-cart and Nintendo. Give us good health and happiness. Keep my Mom
and I together as always. And don't get confused as to where to deliver. If
you get lost call us from anywhere at (813) 684-0874. Amen.
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