Mulling over Roy J. Tellason to Steve Asher 12 Oct 2004

 SA> Wait 'til the State issues your biometric-enabled "smart" ID card;
 SA> it will be a crime to buy or sell potatoes without it. That will be
 SA> evidence that you will cut them up into chips to eat with your
 SA> fish, & could place your kids in danger of becoming obese, so the
 SA> State will need to seize your potatoes (and kids) and put them into
 SA> institutions for their own safety.

 RJT> There ya go,  use of a "smart card" to slice potatos with... 

 RJT> I knew they had to be good for something!

Everything has its uses. How long before a terrorist sharpens the 
edge of his state-issued photo-ID & hijacks a plane with it? 

Cheers, Steve..

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